Portable Office

Welcome to the wild world of hospitality, where every bartender and waiter is basically a magician with a bag full of tricks! Ever wonder what’s really in their bags? Buckle up for a hilarious ride through the essential (and slightly ridiculous) items they need to survive a shift!

Bottle Openers: Because, let’s be real, no one wants to struggle with a stubborn cap in front of a crowd. Bonus points if it’s keychain-sized—always ready for an impromptu beer emergency!

Notepad and Pen: For those moments when you’re trying to remember the 12 special orders from that one table… you know the one. Good luck deciphering your own handwriting later!

Straws and Stir Sticks: Just in case someone orders a cocktail so fancy it requires a mini umbrella, a tiny flag, or both. Because presentation matters, people!

Hand Sanitizer: Essential for keeping those hands squeaky clean after handling who-knows-what in the kitchen (seriously, don’t ask).

Mints: For pre-shift breath freshening! And perhaps post-ciggie 

Phone Charger: Because you’ll definitely need to keep your phone alive so you can call your 3am Uber. 

Mysterious Sticky Notes: These may contain anything from cryptic drink recipes to reminders to ask table six about their "fish allergy" again. Good luck decoding those!

A Sense of Humor: The most important item of all! Because if you can’t laugh about a spilled drink or a forgotten order, you’re in the wrong profession.

So here’s to the unsung heroes of the bar and restaurant scene—forever ready, forever prepared, and always armed with the most random assortment of items you’d never guess they carry! Cheers to surviving the shift in style!

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!