No Mojito

Ever found yourself at a bar, surrounded by friends who are all ordering fancy cocktails, and suddenly you remember: you don’t like mint? Well, this shirt has your back!

Introducing the "Don’t Order a Mojito" T-shirt—the perfect way to declare your cocktail independence and save yourself from a muddled disaster. Made from 100% premium cotton, it’s as comfy as a summer breeze (minus the minty confusion).

Features:

Bold Statement: Wear your anti-mojito stance with pride! Your friends will know exactly what to avoid ordering (and what NOT to make for you at home).
Conversation Starter: Get ready for awkward laughs as strangers try to figure out your drink preferences. Spoiler: they’re probably just as confused by mojitos as you are!
Versatile Style: Dress it up for a night out or wear it while lounging on the couch, avoiding all things mint. It pairs well with a side of nachos and a strong drink of your choice—preferably something without leaves.
Whether you're at a beach bar, backyard BBQ, or just trying to navigate the cocktail menu at your local pub, this shirt will keep you safe from the dreaded mojito order. So slip it on, sip something refreshing (but not minty), and let everyone know: life’s too short for muddled drinks!

Get yours today and take a stand for better beverage choices! Cheers!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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